"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone)
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"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone)
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Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
> El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/26/2014 at 16:54 |
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O.O
dogisbadob
> El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/26/2014 at 16:58 |
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the devil is in the details :p
thebigbossyboss
> El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/26/2014 at 16:58 |
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OMG
JustWaitingForAMate
> El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/26/2014 at 16:59 |
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What they do tell you :
Spark
> JustWaitingForAMate
10/26/2014 at 17:09 |
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I like to think of Tasmania as a hairball
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JustWaitingForAMate
> Spark
10/26/2014 at 17:10 |
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I like not to think of Tasmania at all.
4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
> JustWaitingForAMate
10/26/2014 at 17:11 |
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Contrary to popular belief, the continent has very few poisonous snakes - Most of them have been killed by the spiders.
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JustWaitingForAMate
> 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
10/26/2014 at 17:17 |
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Taken from 'The Last Continent' a great book by Terry Pratchett where a country that shares a lot of similarities with Australia, is called Fourecks.
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Death held out a hand. I WANT, he said, A BOOK ABOUT THE DANGEROUS CREATURES OF FOURECKS-
Albert looked up and dived for cover, receiving only mild bruising because he had the foresight to curl into a ball.
After a while Death, his voice a little muffled, said: ALBERT, I WOULD BE SO GRATEFUL IF YOU COULD GIVE ME A HAND HERE.
Albert scrambled up and pulled at some of the huge volumes, finally dislodging enough of them for his master to clamber free.
HMM... Death picked up a book at random and read the cover. "DANGEROUS MAMMALS, REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, BIRDS, FISH, JELLYFISH, INSECTS, SPIDERS, CRUSTACEANS, GRASSES, TREES, MOSSES, AND LICHENS OF TERROR INCOGNITA, " he read. His gaze moved down the spine. VOLUME 29C, he added. OH. PART THREE, I SEE.
He glanced up at the listening shelves. POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?
They waited.
IT WOULD APPEAR THAT-
"No, wait master. Here it comes."
Albert pointed to something white zigzagging lazily through the air. Finally Death reached up an caught the single sheet of paper.
He read it carefully and then turned it over briefly just in case anything was written on the other side.
"May I?" said Albert. Death handed him the paper.
"'Some of the sheep, '" Albert read aloud. "Oh, well. Maybe a week at the seaside'd be better, then."
WHAT AN INTRIGUING PLACE, said Death. SADDLE UP THE HORSE, ALBERT. I FEEL SURE I'M GOING TO BE NEEDED.
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4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
> JustWaitingForAMate
10/26/2014 at 17:19 |
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Yessir, I'm quite the fan
Baeromez
> El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/26/2014 at 17:35 |
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I always go by this one:
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
10/26/2014 at 17:41 |
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That is the single most terrifying thing I've read today, and I've read three chapters about Sigmund Freud from my psychology text book...
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El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
> Baeromez
10/26/2014 at 18:07 |
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That's redneck geography, I believe.
ToyDeathbot
> El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/26/2014 at 18:17 |
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hairball